July 23rd, 2016

Happy meal...

With Ali in allahu snackbar. Oh well, just another day in Europe.


July 19th, 2016

Oh look, a train...

A 'level 17' daemon and an axe, what could possibly go wrong. Well, I suppose that if you mentally castrate yourself for something that happened 80 years ago, you might end up on the wrong end of the axe.

On a happier note, I have finally started working on the next version!


July 15th, 2016

Nice day...

I wonder what does it take for the French to bring out the guillotines and start culling their idiot left wing leaders who can't seem to do anything right. A real leader could fix things in a week and scenes like this would not happen. Note that if you don't want to see mangled bodies you probably shouldn't click that link.

That clip depicts maybe 50 meters of street and that goes on for over a mile. That's how you can properly celebrate multiculturalism and the religion of peace.


July 2nd, 2016

Charming...

A few months ago YLE, or the Finnish Broadcasting Company, came up with this, and now, the Swedish police came up with this. Well, I suspect that most people who haven't fallen on their head as an infant finds both of them absolutely ridiculous.

Unfortunately neither of those methods have any effect in real world, but the good thing is, that they will make a brilliant addition to the game in the form of 'charms', or items that will give benefits when they're in your inventory (waves hand and uses the Force - you did not see charms in any diabolical game, especially the second one).

The two charms inspired by the madness of the left are as follows:

Glove of Liberalism
(Converts all damage types to magic against daemons.)
Projects a terrible force when 'Kameha..', uhm, 'Ei' is spoken out loud.

Wristband of Liberalism
(Daemons must pass a mental check twice in order to attack you.)
It says 'Tafsa inte' in demonic, which roughly means 'Don't touch me' in common.

Set Bonus (2/2): Charmed daemons become your friend permanently.


June 29th, 2016

Smirk of the day...

Well, to be exact, smirk of the day yesterday, but anyway, that is exactly what you should do when you have fought against a windmill for years and finally it comes down to a grinding halt.

If you want to see how he trolled a roomful of shameless self-serving assholes, then click here.


June 24th, 2016

Three hurrahs for UK...

I spent most of the night up watching the show and it certainly was exciting. It felt almost like watching a Eurovision Song Contest that had 382 beautiful and skilled female contestants and unlike the real event, none of them had beards. Certainly there were few places, such as Scotland, which hadn't yet received enough enrichment from the EU, but perhaps they will go and have their own referendum so that they can be properly enriched.

Anyway, congratulations on your independence from this communistic European bloc. Now I just want to see your PM keep his word and invoke Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty and shove it dry in the ass of Juncker.


January 1st, 2016

Happy new year...

Another year and another news archive. There's also a new section describing some details of traps, triggers and chasms (see Traps).


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