June 29th, 2016

Smirk of the day...

Well, to be exact, smirk of the day yesterday, but anyway, that is exactly what you should do when you have fought against a windmill for years and finally it comes down to a grinding halt.

If you want to see how he trolled a roomful of shameless self-serving assholes, then click here.


June 24th, 2016

Three hurrahs for UK...

I spent most of the night up watching the show and it certainly was exciting. It felt almost like watching a Eurovision Song Contest that had 382 beautiful and skilled female contestants and unlike the real event, none of them had beards. Certainly there were few places, such as Scotland, which hadn't yet received enough enrichment from the EU, but perhaps they will go and have their own referendum so that they can be properly enriched.

Anyway, congratulations on your independence from this communistic European bloc. Now I just want to see your PM keep his word and invoke Article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty and shove it dry in the ass of Juncker.


January 1st, 2016

Happy new year...

Another year and another news archive. There's also a new section describing some details of traps, triggers and chasms (see Traps).


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